Author: Dylan

der

adverb. There. “Thanks for coming, you can put it over der.”

phrase. Do it. “Just give ‘er already!”

noun. Petawawa. “Do you want to stop at the Beer Store, before coming up to Pet?”

phrase. Doesn’t matter. “Don’t matter; I’m not fussy what goes on my burger.”

noun. A son. “How’s your young lad doing?”

phrase. Kind of. “I kinda don’t really wanna go outside; it’s -30!”

noun. Victoria Day holiday. “Y’all ready for the May two four next weekend?”

noun. Prostitute. “You’re dressed like a prastitot Big Joe – jeeze!”

exclamation. A way to say Jesus infront of your mother, without getting a smack. “Jeeze, that’s nuts!”

pronoun + noun. This morning. “I swear, the way the traffic was at Timmies smorn, you’d think they were giving out free timbits.”